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- Search Engine Lowdown Jan 31 2004 11:09PM GMT... |
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- Washington Post: "Sen John F. Kerry, who has made a fight against corporate special interests a centerpiece of his front-running campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination, has raised more money from paid lobbyists than any other senator over the past 15 years, federal records show."... |
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- Independent Jan 31 2004 10:43PM GMT... |
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- Xinhuanet Jan 31 2004 10:37PM GMT... |
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- USA Today Jan 31 2004 11:41PM GMT... |
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- Bojan Zdrnja (Jan 31 2004) |
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- Steve Wray (Jan 31 2004) |
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- Congratulations to me! I am the 150th runner-up in the "gayest man alive" google search! Where's my crown? |
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Fuck (Jan 31 2004 23:46 GMT) - I don't know which is sadder - that some German is searching for the word "Fuck" with no other qualifiers, or that he's so desperate that he got as far as clicking on my blog somewhere around the 530th match. Note: I don't see my blog on that page, I see it on the next page (hit 545). I've seen Google give different results to different people before, because they hit different servers on the Google server farm. |
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- Downright ridiculous! It was actually the other way round. |
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- If you spell it as "wreckless", it changes the whole context! Look on the bright side, my friend. At least you aren't Jenny from the blog. (Edited by Kevin: the title must be the search terms) |
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- I can appreciate your sense of urgency, but did you really need to do it in the first place? Ever-so-proud to be Number One on this... (Edited by Kevin: the title must be the search terms) |
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- 99% of the Pam Anderson hits on my blog are for Stripperella Hentai. Yours is the only one looking for fashion tips, laddybuck. (Edited by Kevin: the title must be the search terms) |
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- Oh, sure. The moderate body modification lobby wasn't enough. Give you people an inch and your robotic arms will take a hydraulic fluid soaked meter... |
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- Since I have 5 stents I feel qualified to comment...in fact, so qualified that I can boldly state "Let me set the controls for the heart of the pun." If you're in line for a stent, or five, don't worry, take heart. |
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- There have been a couple of posts in which I have complained about strange fashion trends in general, and thongs in particular. All of a sudden I started getting hits from a whole bunch of people looking for pictures of girls in thongs and the like. Definitely the weirdest of them was this search I came up in for Parrot Thong Underwear... I'm not sure I want to know! I have 2 pages that come up in this search: |
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- *struts her slut stuff* |
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- While the squirrels at Penn State are occasionally insane, I don't think any of them have been officially committed. Besides, if you put them in a straitjacket, they just eat off the sleeves. |
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- Sons? And all their friends? Damn, you are the older woman every teenager dreams of. |
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porn comics (Jan 31 2004 23:46 GMT) - This answers the question about why Alfred the butler always calls Robin "Master Dick." |
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- Tell me why you need this sentence - oh go on - please said Tom Conti |
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- you certainly won't get Angus Deayton - sacked UK TV presenter doing that. |
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- What's disturbing is that I'm the 11th link |
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- So 'ya thinkin' of movin' to a hick town in Connecticut? The town I grew up in ought to suit you perfectly. |
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- Electric long underwear sounds great in theory but wouldn't electrical shock be a consideration, especially if any erm, fluids were to come in contact with ones electric long underwear? |
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- Start working construction or in food services. If your really sad about it, try community college. If you fail to get into that, there really isn't much left. I got it! You could build a time machine, go back in time, study really hard, and get into MIT. |
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- If they were famous shouldn't you know who they were? Seriously, what were they expecting? "John Nash, famouse math person"? |
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- What you do with a copy of Alice In Wonderland is between you and the book. |
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- I wouldn't think there would be too many, unless it was a very badly trained ninja. |
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- Ha. I came is number 7 for this search. |
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- After loosing his Senate seat and the Missouri governor's election to a dead man, John Ashcroft used his powers of darkness to get one more shot at a political career. He didn't want to have to go back to his job at 7-11. |
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- Gee, let me be of assistance. A fool and his money... |
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fcc fuck it (Jan 31 2004 23:46 GMT) - Probably the mantra of the entire radio DJ industry. |
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- The blogging software that takes care of all female medical needs. |
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- Now you see, Lou Reed's is not disturbing, but it's nice to see I get "cool" hits every once in a while... |
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- Hmmm I'm not sure what the other obstacles that might hinder you are, but one of them is DEFINITELY your excessive wordiness. How these weird searches keep ending up on my old Buddhism weblog, I haven't the faintest idea. |
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- not only am I amazed that someone actually searched for this... but that they had to exclude those two words... imagine having to exclude the word "diuretic" from your porn searches.... I'm none too thrilled to be #2 for this search btw... |
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- BLOW A TURKEY OUT YOUR ASS |
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- I did. I am the real man who caught Saddam Hussein even though there are pretenders in the search results. |
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- Being neither a saint nor an insurance agent, it certainly isn't me. |
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- How ironic that this sub human script kiddie found my rant about the sort of morons who get viruses. |
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- Probably much like its American counterpart. But 'round here, we keep ours in our pants. |
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- Verily I say unto thee... trust in thy search results and thou shalt be led through endless fields of torment and confusion. |
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- You wait around for almost a year, then turn to Google for the answer to your marital problems? She's not only having an affair, I hope to God she's packing her bags. |
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- Didn't have a good job finding experience? But they seem like such nice people from their commercials. Especially that small green guy with a tail. |
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- How meta is this? Somebody found my blog by following a link in a google-cached version of this very page. |
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- Google: software that is so good that it can tell your fortune. |
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- Who me? I don't remember anything after the second bottle of night train. |
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- See, that's what happens when you get drunk at Halloween parties; you get your picture taken with someone in a Dracula costume, he bites you on the neck, you were too drunk to get his name, and now you've spent the last three months hoping the photo got posted on the Internet somewhere, on the off chance it will jar your memory. Well, it wasn't at my site, which isn't in the listings anymore anyway. |
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- You mean tossing stuff in the wastebasket or taking the trash out to the curb? Nevermind, I took that page down ages ago and there weren't any pics of either there anyway. |
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- the process of making stuff less ugly |
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