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Sacred Cows (Oct 02 2004 03:59 GMT) - It's time to do away with the sacred cows. For once, Ralph Nader has it right. Last night, he said that he would love to jump out onstage with a cape. ''If I could only go through the ducts and leap out onstage in a cape -- that's my dream,'' said Nader, ... |
sweetney
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just watched. (Oct 02 2004 03:58 GMT) - eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. oh.my.fucking.god. |
SPRACI EVENTS CALIFORNIA
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Psytribe presents A Psychedelic Freak Show (Oct 02 2004 03:57 GMT) - Saturday 30th October 2004 A 24 Hour Outdoor Halloween Party In A Private Forest Location 30 Minutes North From Los Angeles. Featuring 2 Areas With Massive Sound Systems, Lighting, Deco, Visuals, Art Performances, And An International Dj Line Up Covering 4 Different Continents Around The World. Joti Sidhu A.k.a Psychaos (Spun Rec. |
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DEBUNKING PATRIOT ACT MYTHS (Oct 02 2004 03:56 GMT) - I'm not one of those Republicans who beats up on the ACLU. In fact, I think that the organization can do a lot of good--and has done a lot of good as a valuable private check against the abuse of... |
The Story Of Why
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Petition For Official Vehicular Name Change (Oct 02 2004 03:55 GMT) - Okay, our car has now been officially re-nicknamed. It's no longer "the 'Ho"....from now on, it will be referred to as "the Crap Wagon". As in, "the Crap Wagon is back in the shop, for the third major repair in two months." As in, "LJ and I are getting mighty sick of the Crap Wagon and we're talking about trading the little bastard in. |
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It Was a Rout by William Rivers Pitt (Oct 02 2004 03:55 GMT) - Kerry vs. Bush It Was a Rout by William Rivers Pitt "If Bush shows up for the next two debates, I will be, frankly, amazed. Watch for his campaign to reach for the chicken switch before the weekend is out, claiming perfidy on the part of the networks or some other sad folderol. |
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Re: It Was a Rout by William Rivers Pitt (Oct 02 2004 03:55 GMT) - At least one of our browsers, the Right Reverend Mayberry, agrees Re: It Was a Rout by William Rivers Pitt — I think the Right Reverend is having a bit of fun with the name, at our expense ... that's ok. ;-) |
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He forgot Poland, Jim Bob! (Oct 02 2004 03:55 GMT) - I can't wait to see how Saturday Night Live goes after this ... and then there's The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. The arrogant Mr. Bush isn't going to be happy. Ouch! |
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Kerry at his best when he leaves Mr. Nice Guy home (Oct 02 2004 03:55 GMT) - Kerry at his best when he leaves Mr. Nice Guy home “…a middle-aged man gushed, "Your plans are simple, they make sense, they're logical." Then the questioner veered off to say, "We have the media here. That's where we need better (attention) to John Kerry and his message." “An amused Kerry told the man, "They're behind you, …” |
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City ready for influx of visitors in October (Oct 02 2004 03:55 GMT) - B'patch's month to shine! City ready for influx of visitors in October "Every hotel room is sold out in Bakersfield and we're pushing the surrounding area," said Don Jaeger, president of the Greater Bakersfield Convention and Visitors Bureau. |
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Take five, boys -- ladies have stage in 'Romeo and Juliet' (Oct 02 2004 03:55 GMT) - Take five, boys -- ladies have stage in 'Romeo and Juliet' The Bard is back at Bakersfield College. The 21st annual Kern Shakespeare Festival opens tonight with "Romeo and Juliet." The classic tale of star-crossed lovers will be performed under the stars in the Outdoor Theater. |
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Quake rocks Golden Empire (Oct 02 2004 03:55 GMT) - Quake rocks Golden Empire Shaking was strongly felt in Bakersfield and cities in the eastern part of Kern County, but there were no reports of injuries or damage. |
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Judge OKs air district, dairy deal (Oct 02 2004 03:55 GMT) - Back and forth we go, up and down we go ... Judge OKs air district, dairy deal "This is not the end of this issue," said attorney Brent Newell. "The industry has not obtained a new exemption" from clean air laws. |
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Citizens challenge dairy air settlement (Oct 02 2004 03:55 GMT) - Citizens challenge dairy air settlement The disputed settlement came out of a lawsuit against the San Joaquin Valley Air Pollution Control District by industry groups Western United Dairymen and Alliance of Western Milk Producers. |
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Driving helps fuel Valley's pollution woes (Oct 02 2004 03:55 GMT) - Driving helps fuel Valley's pollution woes BAKERSFIELD -- California's love affair with driving and local government's lack of control over vehicle pollution are keeping the San Joaquin Valley in a brown haze, pollution experts say. |
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Hey, don't ask -- just breathe (Oct 02 2004 03:55 GMT) - Hey, don't ask -- just breathe It's really hard to understand," said Dave Jones, planning director for the San Joaquin Valley Air Pollution Control District. |
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Animal Magnetism (Oct 02 2004 03:55 GMT) - Animal Magnetism Fresno's Chaffee Zoo will celebrate its 75th anniversary Saturday with cake for the first 1,000 visitors, music and lots of animals. |
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Shelley took check in his office, donor says (Oct 02 2004 03:55 GMT) - Throw the rascal out! Shelley took check in his office, donor says Secretary of State Kevin Shelley, in a possible violation of California law, accepted a $2,000 campaign contribution check in his state government office last year from a political supporter, … |
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Gloomy About California's Future (Oct 02 2004 03:55 GMT) - Gloomy About California's Future But I am depressed because I'm afraid President Bush will get reelected. I'm depressed because I thought Steve Lopez's column, "A Modest Proposal on Border Crossings" (Aug. 29) was right on. I'm depressed because we (California) have term limits and redistricting gone wild. |
MonkeyFilter
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"I enclose two small deposits (Oct 02 2004 03:55 GMT) - "I enclose two small deposits , selected with great care from my cats litter tray, as an expression of my utter and complete contempt for both you, and your pointless company. I sincerely hope that they have not become dessicated during transit - they were satisfyingly moist at the time of posting, and I would feel considerable disappointment if you did not experience both their rich aroma and delicate texture." |
pnModules
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DQ_HelpDesk 0.5.5 Released! (Oct 02 2004 03:54 GMT) - Module Name: dq_helpdesk Brief Description: DQ HelpDesk is a trouble ticket system/Help desk system for your website. It's driving force has been one of my clients, who now has over 3 thousand tickets in their installation. You may use it for corporate intranets or public sites where you wish to provide trackable support. |
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